How do you party? Big or small? Loud and raucous or quiet and intimate? People in my generation think that they party a certain way, but it's not a representation of how they really are. It's just the booze/drugs/music/etc. doing the thinking. WRONG. How you party says a lot about you as a person. If you go to the following parties, chances are you give off the following vibe:
Rave: I love shitty house music or taking copious amounts of psychoactive drugs.
Foam Party: I'm a voyeur, but I'd love not to get caught fucking you on the dance floor three feet away from my friends.
Karaoke: I sing terribly and will mask this with alcohol, further exacerbating the first problem.
Gaming Party: I prefer Nintendo Wii over sexual contact.
Dinner Party: I like to pretend I'm classy before I get smashed on Franzia.
Beer Pong Tournament: I make bad decisions under the guise of competition.
Root Beer Pong Tournament: I'm an RA or I suck out loud... wait, the second part will suffice.
Kegger: I'm going to end the night fucking, punching or pissing on something or crying in a corner eating away my sad feelings in a pit of deep-fried depression.
Da Club: I do NOT act like some slut in a dive bar. I only give it up to guys who get bottle service.
Costume Party: No, you're not that hot, but I've always wanted to fuck a caveman/sexy nun.
Andrew Gutin
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